Goat-ee’s
The Goat-ee's tee is for the kind of people who pack Zyns, caffeine, and a CAT tourniquet before they pack the standard-issue “non-standard” SOF casual: flannel 🤢.
This hornless goat stares back at you like it just saw your med bag inventory and is quietly judging your lack of clinical thinking skills and preparedness. It’s bold. It’s weird. It’s probably not command approved.
Goat-we'd, because sometimes the mission is dumb, and the only smart choice is this shirt.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 3XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric offers unique color and texture.
- Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton for sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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Goat-ee’s
